VetovsVictory☯
What She Said
me: Haha! Oh god, mom, that was too cute! Can I blog what you just said?!
mom: No
me: Aww man! Well can I blog about me asking you if I can blog what you just said, and you saying no?
mom: No.
me: Can I blog about me asking you if I can blog about me asking you if I can blog what you just said and the fact that you said no, like, two levels in?
mom: No.
me: Mmm... can I tumble it as a chat?
mom: ... what's that?
me: (sly smile)
mom's are the best but it's good, that they don't know everything what's going on in our life's
glitterbubbles:


(via nickholmes)
FAVORITE. xoxoxo




albert rocks..

glitterbubbles:

(via nickholmes)

FAVORITE. xoxoxo

albert rocks..
owlbiteyourleopard:

(via postsecret)
hidesawell:

fuckyeahjaymamays:(via gleeky)



your mom too?

hidesawell:

fuckyeahjaymamays:(via gleeky)

your mom too?
(via hidesawell)

do you wanna french kiss me?!

(via hidesawell)

do you wanna french kiss me?!

whetzell:

40,000 people die everyday, why can’t one of them be Drew Hancock.

merry christmas to you all…just saying..♥
lickystickypickyme:

oh hush, i am listening to my iPod.



ahhh..the retro version of my ipod shuffle…

lickystickypickyme:

oh hush, i am listening to my iPod.

ahhh..the retro version of my ipod shuffle…
Hi my name is Scrooge and I just killed Christmas.

lickystickypickyme:

Why do people INSIST on putting half dead Christmas tree branches in my kitchen?

I don’t want to sweep those damn needles!

because they DO like to see go crazy..year by year by year by year….

susannasturm:

@VetovsVictory:

so please check CNN on friday nite to see me live and in full HD. but what make up should i put on???? naomi or bale eyeliner??

 choose the one who fits to the orange suite they make you wear

hahahahaha * deeply inhales* hahahahah ..wait!!! i hate orange. it doesn’t fit to my ginger hairdoo.
off to the USA

susannasturm:

vetovictory:

from dec. 18th to jan. 05th i’m gonna invade/infiltrate/penetrade the land of the free with my free spirit, free and open mind and, last but not least, my duty free items.
new york…
MOMA: visit tim burton’s exhibition. i love his movies so i’m very excited about his drawings.
st. patrick’s cathedral..looks totally lost in between the skyscrapers but i’d love to check it out

los angeles: get my hair done..rapunzel rapunzel..yes!
kohn gallery, arclight cinema, the groove..to get into the shopping groove
stay at a nice place richard kelly twittered a while ago..

will buy 2 books which aren’t available here from renee french and james gunn.

with rental car driving at mojawe, palm springs stay at…i dunno..no hotel booked on our way to..

las vegas at new years eve. get flashed by the neon letters and trying not to get molested by elvis.

back on the road one day after to death valley..one nite stay at a ranch

heading back to the city of angels to celebrate my friend’s birthday and debauch in sweet memories before….

..we ✈ back to a land which is ruled by a woman and a gay. we are hip i know!

☎i’ll be barely online but i do try to check out twitter and tumblr as often as i can. so stay healthy folks, take care and good fight

✌♥☮

 go for it ginger

good flight and good night

MERRY CHRSTMAS and a HAPPY NEW YEAR susanna. don’t challenge your liver to hard..yellow teint is no tre’ chic :)
off to the USA

from dec. 18th to jan. 05th i’m gonna invade/infiltrate/penetrade the land of the free with my free spirit, free and open mind and, last but not least, my duty free items.
new york…
MOMA: visit tim burton’s exhibition. i love his movies so i’m very excited about his drawings.
st. patrick’s cathedral..looks totally lost in between the skyscrapers but i’d love to check it out

los angeles: get my hair done..rapunzel rapunzel..yes!
kohn gallery, arclight cinema, the groove..to get into the shopping groove
stay at a nice place richard kelly twittered a while ago..

will buy 2 books which aren’t available here from renee french and james gunn.

with rental car driving at mojawe, palm springs stay at…i dunno..no hotel booked on our way to..

las vegas at new years eve. get flashed by the neon letters and trying not to get molested by elvis.

back on the road one day after to death valley..one nite stay at a ranch

heading back to the city of angels to celebrate my friend’s birthday and debauch in sweet memories before….

..we ✈ back to a land which is ruled by a woman and a gay. we are hip i know!

☎i’ll be barely online but i do try to check out twitter and tumblr as often as i can. so stay healthy folks, take care and good fight

✌♥☮

johncabrera:


Reinforcement
evangotlib:


goodreasonnews:

jlamere:

Recycle.

Holy crap, this is real.
09: http://www.menshealth.com/mhguys/2009.html
07: http://www.menshealth.com/mhguys/2007.html






it’s a magazin run by MEN for MEN right??? ok i better shut up now…

johncabrera:

Reinforcement

evangotlib:

goodreasonnews:

jlamere:

Recycle.

Holy crap, this is real.

09: http://www.menshealth.com/mhguys/2009.html

07: http://www.menshealth.com/mhguys/2007.html

it’s a magazin run by MEN for MEN right??? ok i better shut up now…
My New Rules for Dating

tallandstupid:

#1 - Must have a car.

#2- Must have a job.

#3- Must have sheets on bed. (fitted and flat)

#4- Must not say the words “I Love You “, until about month 6 of dating.

#5- MUST BE A FUCKING BABE!

There will be NO EXCEPTIONS to these rules.

Wait a second…the main criteria for women to like you is car, job, sheets and not saying “I love you”? Why have I been single going on four years? Here’s a list of other things about me that may be of some use to you single girls on the prowl:

1. I drink water.

2. I put on clothing before I go out in public (and most of the time at home).

3. I put trash in trash can.

4. I open windows when I’m hot, close them when I’m cold.

5. I sleep at night, stay awake during day.

6. I turn oven off when not in use.

Call me!

how about just smiling back when someone is taking notice? love IS the rule and doesn’t need any chains.. maybe odd but that’s the way i see it